• Archive for January, 2006

    Anatomy

    by Matt • January 27, 2006 • 0 Comments

    A conversation this morning…. Tara: “Dad, my ankle hurts.” (no immediate reply) Tara: “Dad, my ankle hurts!” Me: “Tara, do you even know where your ankle is?” Tara: “Where?”

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    Things Not to Say at Dinner

    by Matt • January 24, 2006 • 2 Comments

    The family ate at Outback Steakhouse tonight. Being midweek, it was relatively quiet — a far cry from going on weekends when you have to wait 45 minutes for a table. Anyway, as we’re waiting for dinner to arrive, T blurts out (loud enough for nearby diners to hear): “My butt feels like it’s about [...]

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