Things Not to Say at Dinner

The family ate at Outback Steakhouse tonight. Being midweek, it was relatively quiet — a far cry from going on weekends when you have to wait 45 minutes for a table.

Anyway, as we’re waiting for dinner to arrive, T blurts out (loud enough for nearby diners to hear):

“My butt feels like it’s about to go poop!”

Ha!

(We’ll be working with her on a new phrase: “I need to use the bathroom.”)

2 Responses to Things Not to Say at Dinner

  1. Phil R January 27, 2006 at 6:03 am #

    I nearly spit tea out reading this one!

    Whoa!

  2. m2 January 27, 2006 at 10:15 am #

    We nearly spit our Cokes out….

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