The family will be surprised to see this photo. I have matching black desk accessories: a briefcase and a dog:
Sparky isn’t usually allowed in my office, but it was either let him in tonight or listen to him b*tch and moan outside the door. I’m a softie, so he’s in. I think they look nice together down there on the floor, don’t you?
He’s got you trained!
He does…. but I’m proud to report I have not given in over the past two nights. He’s staying out of my office, no ifs, ands, or buts.