Obama is scaring me

March 18, 2011

Dear President Obama,

Can you please explain how you’ve managed to get 29 of your 32 picks correct so far in the NCAA men’s tournament?

Like, do you watch that much college basketball every weekend? Don’t you have other, ummmm … Presidential things to keep you busy?

As a college hoops fan, I should be really impressed and even proud of your performance so far (you’re kicking my 22-for-32 arse, that’s for sure), but it’s actually kinda scary.

Focus, dude. On your job. Kthxbai.

Your constituent,


  • Reply David Mihm March 19, 2011 at 6:47 am

    Given that I have about 16 out of 32 right, I am convinced he must be doing an EXCELLENT job as commander-in-chief!!! There must be an inverse relationship between amount of games watched and success in office pools. It is the only possible explanation.

    • Reply Matt March 19, 2011 at 9:42 am

      So you think he’s doing well because he didn’t watch ANY games?? Hmmmmmm. Innaresting.

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