Dear President Obama,
Can you please explain how you’ve managed to get 29 of your 32 picks correct so far in the NCAA men’s tournament?
Like, do you watch that much college basketball every weekend? Don’t you have other, ummmm … Presidential things to keep you busy?
As a college hoops fan, I should be really impressed and even proud of your performance so far (you’re kicking my 22-for-32 arse, that’s for sure), but it’s actually kinda scary.
Focus, dude. On your job. Kthxbai.