Not sure which is more alarming: That this Sonny Bono Halloween outfit exists, or that there are only 3 left in stock.
That’s a screenshot from Amazon, as you can probably tell. And please … don’t ask how I stumbled on that page. (Okay, I’ll tell you: That link showed up in one of the “Bono” Google news alert emails.)
I guess the lesson is simple: If you’re looking for a Sonny Bono halloween costume, you better hurry up!