Things Not to Say at Dinner

January 24, 2006

The family ate at Outback Steakhouse tonight. Being midweek, it was relatively quiet — a far cry from going on weekends when you have to wait 45 minutes for a table.

Anyway, as we’re waiting for dinner to arrive, T blurts out (loud enough for nearby diners to hear):

“My butt feels like it’s about to go poop!”


(We’ll be working with her on a new phrase: “I need to use the bathroom.”)


  • Reply Phil R January 27, 2006 at 6:03 am

    I nearly spit tea out reading this one!


  • Reply m2 January 27, 2006 at 10:15 am

    We nearly spit our Cokes out….

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